showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”
i was supposed to be the hero
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
There are just some sounds that everyone loves:
- Shoes on gravel
- Crackling of a fire
- The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you
- Cats purring
what was that middle one
crackling of fire
Heels on granite.
You shut up, Scrabble. AU is ALWAYS in my dictionary.
When you screw up, skip a workout, eat bad foods, or sleep in, it doesn’t make you a bad person.
It makes you human.
Welcome to the club.
There’s like seven billion of us.
How many innocent cats have been lifted in the air because of The Lion King?
1. The female Alex from A Clockwork Orange - the gender play with this character works on several levels that work against the stereotypes of a woman’s sexual desire (and ultra-violence) in ways that reclaim kink.
I’m watching the first Saw movie (because what else do you do on Labour Day?) and the girl that has to cut into some dudes stomach to get a key… She just stabs and stabs him. WHY? Just make one big cut and there’s a lot less mess.
talking to people who have the same otp as you
Bondage doesn’t always have to be used as restraints.
And in my personal opinion, it is absolutely breathtaking.
Rope work done by Shibarik